hi i'm jesse

i like comedy and horror and tv and cats  

they/their/them pronouns or get out

when i was a kid i was constantly reading and was reading far above my grade level until when i was like 10 or 11 my mom yelled at me and told me i read too much and would discourage me from reading because she wanted me to go outside and make friends or some shit

but like even now i don’t read as much as i want to/used to when i was fucking 10 and that’s probably why

Tagged: #thnx mom

fuzs:

human-sloth:

this is the most important thing on the internet today

SHIT

covrtneyshayne:

actual puppy mac macdonald

covrtneyshayne:

actual puppy mac macdonald

fallopianrhapsody:

phantomgaylord:

somebody i know is going to be on who wants to be a millionaire

my friend sued her dad on judge judy

how’d that turn out

WHEN U WILL BE HANGING OUT WITH ME YES??

idk when the weekend off is supposed to be but i can always tell them i can’t work those days when you’re in va if we end up being open

somebody i know is going to be on who wants to be a millionaire

working weekends though is always the perfect excuse to get out of family events and if i get another job or whatevs i’m gonna miss bustin that out it’s a classic

littlesmoothieq replied to your post: i need a job where i don’t have have t…

What is this thing you call a week-end?

idk man but i won’t see another proper one until like the end of october

i need a job where i don’t have have to work every fucking weekend

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